FOSSIL FUEL FUNFAIR

Ogilvy – the world’s #1 fossil fuel ad agency – is excited to announce Ogilvyland, a celebration of the brave warm world our clients are building. Arriving October 14th.

Explore the rides

WE’RE THE AGENCY WITH THE MOST FOSSIL FUEL CONTRACTS

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WE’RE THE AGENCY WITH THE MOST FOSSIL FUEL CONTRACTS ⛏

A black-knuckle ride through our clients’ latest coal mines. If the fast drops and rickety tracks don't take your breath away, the emphysema surely will!

A wild escape from a woodland fire. Hop in a helicopter and sing along to the enchanting songs of Woody the Squirrel and his burning woodland critter friends.

"SELL, OR ELSE" – DAVID OVILGY

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"SELL, OR ELSE" – DAVID OVILGY ✣

A bumpy trip down a flooding River Ganges. As its banks overflow into surrounding settlements, you’ll dodge power lines, building debris, and even waterborne diseases…

A dizzying simulation of a Category 5 storm: Storm Ogilvy! Feel the thrill of the wind rushing through your hair, without the inconvenience of losing your home or livelihood.

*Please note that the roof is only designed to withstand a theoretical Category 4 Storm.

The world’s slowest rollercoaster. Ride the back of Ned the Net Zero Turtle as he takes you on a tour of our clients’ theoretical climate solutions. Ned will even show you how Ogilvy lobbied against big oil windfall taxes and methane fees on behalf of the American Petroleum Institute.

WE INSPIRE BRANDS AND PEOPLE TO IMPACT THE WORLD

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WE INSPIRE BRANDS AND PEOPLE TO IMPACT THE WORLD ✣

Why does it look like all our staff support our fossil fuel work? A magician never tells! Our network CEO Mark makes employee views magically fall in line with a wave of his unemployment wand. He can even saw a person in two – neatly severing their concern for their family, from the clients they have to work on!

Take a plunge on the world's first oil slide. Built with surplus pipes from our clients’ new oil projects, you’ll be slippier than a pelican in the Deepwater Horizon BP Oil Spill.

HAUNTED SAFARI

This twist on the classic ghost train gives you a tour of 2040’s desertified habitats, haunted by extinct native species. But mind your hands, the Zombie Zebras bite!

THE HUNGRY DINER

Who says you can’t eat money? Grab an oil shake and our signature Cash Burger™ and experience the food of the future.

THE BIG FRACKER

Shake yourself senseless on the first rollercoaster built next to a fracking site. Natural gas extraction creates real earth tremors, and real fear too.